“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window”

This is Desi.  Part Schnauzer and mostly alien.  This adorable little creature can open doors, open my dresser drawers, pull things off of even the highest counter.  She's a MINI SCHNAUZER!!!!  This is not normal. 

I've started crate training her because I knew over the holidays that all of my Christmas decor would be scattered and destroyed all over my little house if I didn't.  I could picture perfectly, coming home from work one day, and this little angel would be perched on top of my Christmas tree saying, "Merry Christmas, mom". 

She sits like a human in chairs.  She walks on two legs.  She doesn't bark.  She is an alien.  That's the only conclusion I can come to. 

I adore her, but she's the weirdest animal I have ever seen in my life.